Avast! There is no following a trail of crumbs to escape the wrath of Chicks Ahoy! These bitches don’t crumble. Whether rink-side or starboard side these fiendish lasses reek havoc abroad. Proud and loyal sailors to the core, they’ve sailed the seas and warded off their share of peg-legged, rum guzzling pirate folk. They’ve gone drink-for-drink and arm wrestled their way through a list of treacherous scalliwags fit to make your blood run cold. Chicks Ahoy has docked in Lake Ontario to fight their way to the 2008 championships of Toronto Roller Derby. Mega Bouche and Mach Wheels are at the helm of this gang of delinquents. If they happen to roll into your path, assume they are armed and dangerous. Their unified war cry ‘Ahoy Hoy!’ means theirs trouble a-brewin’. Prepare to be tossed to the bilges when this heavy hitting, bounty of roller derby booty skates their way into onto the rink and into your heart.
Gangway & Godspeed,
Your sassy sailors,
Chicks Ahoy!
