Dear Sir/Madam:
It has come to our attention that you are seeking skilled, knowledgeable skaters to fill the increasing demand for girl-on-girl-on-wheels entertainment. If so, then you need look no further than the Bay Street Bruisers. Our skills sets are varied, but united we are a fearless rough and tumble team of sisters in corporate conservative wear ready and able to skate, kick, punch and tumble our way into your pocketbooks and your hearts.
We are always ready for a challenge. We work best under pressure and enjoy working in a team situation, however please be advised – we don’t work well with others. We are extremely adept at all manners of bruising, and provide visible results every time. We take pride in our work and are highly motivated to succeed.
Thank you for taking the time to review our resume. We appreciate your consideration for the position of favoured Toronto Roller Derby team, and we look forward to dishing out the bruises for you soon.
Sincerely:
The Bay Street Bruisers
Toronto Roller Derby League
