Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (D-VAS)
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|Free Range Clam||666|
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|Scarlet Fever||99°9F||Sneaky Dee||21||Trophy Wife||24k||TROUBLE-EH||3517||whacked her||862|
The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad is an elite team of assassins, highly trained to combat evil, power and corruption on roller skates. Using a combination of unspecified intelligence, ancient martial arts, their stunning good looks and charm, these beautiful girls, have successfully infiltrated and overtaken the Italian Mafia, CSIS, MI-5, The Illuminati and the American Government.
Their next mission is to challenge and defeat other rookie roller derby teams, and anyone else who gets in their way of taking over the world!
You never know when the D-VAS will attack, and you certainly won't hear them coming. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer...
Does your rookie team have what it takes to take on these deadly ladies? Please contact email@example.com. But be warned: the DVAS live by the DRAW FIRST BLOOD code of assassination!